献给中国男足的歌

<p></p><p><br/><font size="4">10日，在中国对阵比利时的比赛中，第52分钟，中国球员谭望嵩在失去对球的控制之后，一脚踹向比利时球员的私处。仅仅12分钟之后，国奥队核心球员郑智也因为肘击对手而被罚下场……随着中国国奥队在北京奥运会上的完败，一股全民恶搞「中国男足」的潮流悄然掀起。&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/>　赛后，一如既往地，中国球迷在因特网上迅速发布了大量以国奥为打趣对象的笑话：「国奥刚刚赢得了两枚红色金牌」、「国奥获得了一枚武术金牌」等等。此外，还有球迷模仿央视《走进科学》栏目的节目预告编撰出恶搞短信：「河中生灵神秘死亡，下游居民得上怪病，沿岸植物不断变异，是残留农药？还是生化攻击？敬请关注今晚《走进科学》即将播出的专题节目─《国足在河边洗脚》」。</font></p><p><font size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></font><font size="5">特别提示：吸烟有害健康 国足有害生命&nbsp; 珍爱生命，请远离国足</font></p>

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<p></p><p removechild="function MyRC(arg1){var self = this;if (self.removeAttribute)self.removeAttribute(&quot;removeChild&quot;);var result = self[&quot;removeChild&quot;](arg1);self[&quot;removeChild&quot;] = arguments.callee; /*Finally restore the Override Function*/if(arg1.clearAttributes)arg1.clearAttributes();if(arg1.onclick)arg1.onclick=null;if(arg1.onmousemove)arg1.onmousemove=null;if(arg1.onmouseover)arg1.onmouseover=null;if(arg1.ondblclick)arg1.ondblclick=null;if(arg1.onmouseenter)arg1.onmouseenter=null;if(arg1.onmouseleave)arg1.onmouseleave=null;return result;}"><font size="4"><strong><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #a0ffff;">中国男足</font></strong>的目光--鼠鼠鼠 <br/><b style="COLOR: black; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #a0ffff;">中国男足</b>的脾气--牛牛牛 <br/><b style="COLOR: black; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #a0ffff;">中国男足</b>的口号--虎虎虎 <br/><b style="COLOR: black; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #a0ffff;">中国男足</b>的球风--兔兔兔 <br/><b style="COLOR: black; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #a0ffff;">中国男足</b>的投入--龙龙龙 <br/><b style="COLOR: black; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #a0ffff;">中国男足</b>的产出--蛇蛇蛇 <br/><b style="COLOR: black; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #a0ffff;">中国男足</b>的座驾--马马马 <br/><b style="COLOR: black; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #a0ffff;">中国男足</b>的<b>服装</b>--羊羊羊 <br/><b style="COLOR: black; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #a0ffff;">中国男足</b>的脸皮--猴猴猴 <br/><b style="COLOR: black; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #a0ffff;">中国男足</b>的需求--鸡鸡鸡 <br/><b style="COLOR: black; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #a0ffff;">中国男足</b>的<b>精神</b>--<b>狗狗</b>狗 <br/><b style="COLOR: black; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #a0ffff;">中国男足</b>的智商--猪猪猪 </font></p><p removechild="function MyRC(arg1){var self = this;if (self.removeAttribute)self.removeAttribute(&quot;removeChild&quot;);var result = self[&quot;removeChild&quot;](arg1);self[&quot;removeChild&quot;] = arguments.callee; /*Finally restore the Override Function*/if(arg1.clearAttributes)arg1.clearAttributes();if(arg1.onclick)arg1.onclick=null;if(arg1.onmousemove)arg1.onmousemove=null;if(arg1.onmouseover)arg1.onmouseover=null;if(arg1.ondblclick)arg1.ondblclick=null;if(arg1.onmouseenter)arg1.onmouseenter=null;if(arg1.onmouseleave)arg1.onmouseleave=null;return result;}"><strong><font size="4">中国队世界杯夺冠，打一歌名：</font></strong></p><p removechild="function MyRC(arg1){var self = this;if (self.removeAttribute)self.removeAttribute(&quot;removeChild&quot;);var result = self[&quot;removeChild&quot;](arg1);self[&quot;removeChild&quot;] = arguments.callee; /*Finally restore the Override Function*/if(arg1.clearAttributes)arg1.clearAttributes();if(arg1.onclick)arg1.onclick=null;if(arg1.onmousemove)arg1.onmousemove=null;if(arg1.onmouseover)arg1.onmouseover=null;if(arg1.ondblclick)arg1.ondblclick=null;if(arg1.onmouseenter)arg1.onmouseenter=null;if(arg1.onmouseleave)arg1.onmouseleave=null;return result;}"><font size="4">A.《千年等一回》</font></p><p removechild="function MyRC(arg1){var self = this;if (self.removeAttribute)self.removeAttribute(&quot;removeChild&quot;);var result = self[&quot;removeChild&quot;](arg1);self[&quot;removeChild&quot;] = arguments.callee; /*Finally restore the Override Function*/if(arg1.clearAttributes)arg1.clearAttributes();if(arg1.onclick)arg1.onclick=null;if(arg1.onmousemove)arg1.onmousemove=null;if(arg1.onmouseover)arg1.onmouseover=null;if(arg1.ondblclick)arg1.ondblclick=null;if(arg1.onmouseenter)arg1.onmouseenter=null;if(arg1.onmouseleave)arg1.onmouseleave=null;return result;}"><font size="4">B.《痴心绝对》</font></p><p removechild="function MyRC(arg1){var self = this;if (self.removeAttribute)self.removeAttribute(&quot;removeChild&quot;);var result = self[&quot;removeChild&quot;](arg1);self[&quot;removeChild&quot;] = arguments.callee; /*Finally restore the Override Function*/if(arg1.clearAttributes)arg1.clearAttributes();if(arg1.onclick)arg1.onclick=null;if(arg1.onmousemove)arg1.onmousemove=null;if(arg1.onmouseover)arg1.onmouseover=null;if(arg1.ondblclick)arg1.ondblclick=null;if(arg1.onmouseenter)arg1.onmouseenter=null;if(arg1.onmouseleave)arg1.onmouseleave=null;return result;}"><font size="4">C.《一千年以后》</font></p><p removechild="function MyRC(arg1){var self = this;if (self.removeAttribute)self.removeAttribute(&quot;removeChild&quot;);var result = self[&quot;removeChild&quot;](arg1);self[&quot;removeChild&quot;] = arguments.callee; /*Finally restore the Override Function*/if(arg1.clearAttributes)arg1.clearAttributes();if(arg1.onclick)arg1.onclick=null;if(arg1.onmousemove)arg1.onmousemove=null;if(arg1.onmouseover)arg1.onmouseover=null;if(arg1.ondblclick)arg1.ondblclick=null;if(arg1.onmouseenter)arg1.onmouseenter=null;if(arg1.onmouseleave)arg1.onmouseleave=null;return result;}"><font size="4">D.《神话》</font></p><p removechild="function MyRC(arg1){var self = this;if (self.removeAttribute)self.removeAttribute(&quot;removeChild&quot;);var result = self[&quot;removeChild&quot;](arg1);self[&quot;removeChild&quot;] = arguments.callee; /*Finally restore the Override Function*/if(arg1.clearAttributes)arg1.clearAttributes();if(arg1.onclick)arg1.onclick=null;if(arg1.onmousemove)arg1.onmousemove=null;if(arg1.onmouseover)arg1.onmouseover=null;if(arg1.ondblclick)arg1.ondblclick=null;if(arg1.onmouseenter)arg1.onmouseenter=null;if(arg1.onmouseleave)arg1.onmouseleave=null;return result;}"><font size="4">E.《北京欢迎你》</font></p><p removechild="function MyRC(arg1){var self = this;if (self.removeAttribute)self.removeAttribute(&quot;removeChild&quot;);var result = self[&quot;removeChild&quot;](arg1);self[&quot;removeChild&quot;] = arguments.callee; /*Finally restore the Override Function*/if(arg1.clearAttributes)arg1.clearAttributes();if(arg1.onclick)arg1.onclick=null;if(arg1.onmousemove)arg1.onmousemove=null;if(arg1.onmouseover)arg1.onmouseover=null;if(arg1.ondblclick)arg1.ondblclick=null;if(arg1.onmouseenter)arg1.onmouseenter=null;if(arg1.onmouseleave)arg1.onmouseleave=null;return result;}"><font size="4">F.《潇洒走一回》</font></p><p removechild="function MyRC(arg1){var self = this;if (self.removeAttribute)self.removeAttribute(&quot;removeChild&quot;);var result = self[&quot;removeChild&quot;](arg1);self[&quot;removeChild&quot;] = arguments.callee; 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<p><font size="4">夜空一颗流星划过，中国球迷连忙许了心愿，希望国足再进世界杯，谁知刚许完心愿，流星“嗖”地返回来，对球迷说：“大哥！诚心为难我是不是？！”&nbsp;　　&nbsp;<br/><br/>甲拉上窗帘打开电视看国家队踢球,突然乙闯入,忙关电视.乙说:"干吗这么紧张!一定在看A片!!"甲忙说:"没,没有"!乙趁甲不备打开电视,惊呼:"你在看国家男足!!??!!甲脸通红,忙解释:"没……没有，我在看A片”</font></p><p><br/><font size="4">中国男足"完美谢幕"之首因:服用伟哥过度,场内不射,场外射!<br/>中国男足之特效:急救心脏停止跳动或精神因受重大刺激而失常之人,其他人一律不宜<br/>中国男足对我国佳肴之贡献:臭豆腐炖猪蹄</font></p>