常在海里游，眼睛一定斜！（有好看的PP啊！）

<p><font size="4">悉尼周日气温达到40度！感觉：温暖！</font></p><p><font size="4">阳光直晒下的任何物体尽量不要去摸，特别是金属物品。喘气时，外面的热气往身体里面涌。动一动，满身大汗；不动，大汗?怼：人??鹊奈付颊橇耍?墒腔箍省?lt;/font&gt;<p><font size="4">不过，还不到不能忍受的地步。海边，哇！People Mountain, People Sea！老木也早早的到了海边，好不容易找到个车位，泊好车已是一身汗。</font></p><p><font size="4">没敢立即钻进水里，水还没到40度。当放开四肢，躺在水上，身体随着浪一涌一荡的。不是浪里个浪，是真爽。</font></p><p><font size="4">不过，到了晚上，气温逐步降下来了。半夜降到20度。又裹着棉被睡了。</font></p><p><font size="4">这已经不是第一次了，06年的元旦也是如此。与高温一起来的是山火，有十几处。声明，不是我点的。</font></p><p><font size="4">欢迎到温暖的悉尼来。</font></p><br/></font></p><p><font size="4">不过，还不到不能忍受的地步。海边，哇！People Mountain, People Sea！老木也早早的到了海边，好不容易找到个车位，泊好车已是一身汗。</font></p><p><font size="4">没敢立即钻进水里，水还没到40度。当放开四肢，躺在水上，身体随着浪一涌一荡的。不是浪里个浪，是真爽。</font></p><p><font size="4">不过，到了晚上，气温逐步降下来了。半夜降到20度。又裹着棉被睡了。</font></p><p><font size="4">这已经不是第一次了，06年的元旦也是如此。与高温一起来的是山火，有十几处。声明，不是我点的。</font></p><p><font size="4">欢迎到温暖的悉尼来。</font></p><br/>

<p>谢谢倪弟问候。</p><p>练丹估计是来不及了，烤肉很有可能！</p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">常在海边站，怎能不斜眼？！</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">今天</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">35</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">度，比上周末的</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">40</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">度凉快不少。温度只要不超过体温，基本还是可以忍受的。不管度数，又去了海边，又和海水</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">0</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">距离接触了半天，很爽啊！特别是水里既没有水母，也没有水公。希望它们两口子找个什么远点儿的地方闷得儿蜜去。后来有银批判，说木头没知识，水母是异性同体的东东。木头也懒得去查了。但上次蜇我的肯定是水母，不是水公。我就不信，那么低等的生物也搞同性恋！</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">标题上有“斜眼”二字，知道吴大夫职业性的肯定就盯上了。希望这个斜眼病，吴大夫能治。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">海边，特别是盛夏的海边，银多。姑娘们身着三点式，扭来扭去的，真让人受不了！各位给评评，碰上这种情况，那眼怎能不斜？！</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">第一：不是木头让她们穿成这样的。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">第二：你总不能装的视而不见的样子，梗着脖子往前走。那是颈椎出问题了。也不能总低着头哈着腰走，那是文革时挨斗落下的病根儿。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">第三：罩个墨镜是个好办法，特别是那种带反光的。外面再使劲也看不见镜片后面那两眼珠子朝哪边倾斜呢。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">对哈！戴蜜镜（俺们东北银把墨镜都叫“蜜镜”）。蜜镜还得挑大个的，现在时尚的镜镜是越大越牛！最好是能罩住半张脸的！但绝不能戴罩住整张脸的，那是电焊同学专用。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-INDENT: 36pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">戴上蜜镜，两眼想怎么斜就怎么斜，能歪到哪儿就歪到那儿。天天去海边，晒成古铜色，下回和各位再见时，非洲乌木！</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">最近瞎忙，有一阵儿没上来看了，今天上来一看，老木“斜眼”了，真是职业病了，得赶紧看个究竟</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;"><font face="Times New Roman">---<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">看来，这病不太好治，老木提的一、二、三点都不是病根儿，最主要的问题出在：</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">“</span><b><i><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;">海边，特别是盛夏的海边，银多。姑娘们身着三点式，扭来扭去的</span></i></b><b><i><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;"><font face="Times New Roman">—</font></span></i></b><b><i><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;">”</span></i></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt;"><b><i><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;"></span></i></b><b><i><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;"><p></p></span></i></b>&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;">心不正，眼自然就斜啦，这种“斜眼”是非固定性的，随着目标左斜右斜，难以矫正！最好的办法当然是戴大蜜镜啦，</span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;">“</span><b><i><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;">戴上蜜镜，两眼想怎么斜就怎么斜，能歪到哪儿就歪到那儿。”</span></i></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt;"><b><i><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;"></span></i></b><b><i><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;"><p></p></span></i></b>&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;">送你几副蜜镜，随便挑</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;"><font face="Times New Roman">----</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: HI;"></span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span>&nbsp;<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/></p>

<p>看倪眼斜不斜！本周悉尼邦迪海滩摄影．</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><br/>

<p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">常在海里游，一定要眼斜的理由很简单：鲨鱼！</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">当然，谁要说自己牛，比浪里白条都狠，也行，那就闭着眼游。但说实话，就算是白条来了，在鲨鱼眼里，不过是“肉条”罢了。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">话说回来，人家鲨鱼并不太喜欢人肉叉烧包，原则上说，不怎么那鲨鱼眼皮夹你。可你就不敢说那个话，不正眼看老鲨。斜眼看，也是希望万一发现有什么不对劲儿的，那就狗刨，紧着挠哧！可你再刨，有老鲨尾鳍一摆快？！</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">平心而论，老鲨对人还是敬而远之的。不知道原因，可能，人肉真是酸的，广东银讲话了：牳好食！（不好吃！）所以，据记载，每年澳人被老鲨米西的不足</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Calibri">10</font></span><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">人，远远低于其它类的受害数字。问题在于其惨不忍睹的样子。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">老鲨的上下颌的咬力是每平方公分达上百公斤。冲浪的滑板结实不结实，咔嚓一口，比嚼饼干都脆！在新闻节目中看到被咬者的残胳膊断腿，想想跟吃烤串似的。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">也有狠主。今年早些时候，一少女在海边遭遇老鲨，多亏她那表兄奋不顾身冲过来，跟老鲨玩上了拳击。砰砰砰，几记连续的直拳，猛捣老鲨的软前唇。老鲨吃痛，走了。注意啊，不是钩拳，钩拳就正好把胳膊送到老鲨的嘴里。可，问题在于，一：不是每个银都有表兄；二：不是每个表兄都会拳击而且那么奋不顾身。</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">在这种情况哈，只有多贼眉鼠眼的四处多瞲摸。那眼不斜能行？！哼！</span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 115%; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><p></p></span></p>

<p><font size="4">今天悉尼最后报41摄氏度！温暖啊，真的很温暖！</font></p><p><font size="4">木头只好躲到水里，太舒服啦，才22度。风平浪静的，木头就在水面上漂那个漂，由于没风，所以不浪。</font></p><p><font size="4">好在下午起风，来了阵雨。现在22度，房间里的温度，是水里的。一会儿钻窝还得盖薄被。</font></p><p><font size="4">在海滩上照相的镜头总是对着姑娘，没人给老木头“捏”个影什么的。唉，世风日下啊！</font></p><p><font size="4"></font></p>